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      <title>Swiss Fast Pull and Facial</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;I saw this short girl stroll along Na Příkopě by the old town. She was dressed in black leather shorts, a leather jacket, and had fluffy blond hair with a single small braid. &amp;ldquo;She looks R!&amp;rdquo; I yelled. My wing nodded, and I went in for the approach. &amp;ldquo;Oh wait! I think I got an IOI,&amp;rdquo; he suddenly exclaimed. &amp;ldquo;It&amp;rsquo;s alright, though. You go!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was confused. I was already catching up to her as she was passing New Yorker. &amp;ldquo;Are you sure?&amp;rdquo; I asked him. &amp;ldquo;Yeah man! Go - open her!&amp;rdquo; he yelled. I went in&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw this short girl stroll along Na Příkopě by the old town. She was dressed in black leather shorts, a leather jacket, and had fluffy blond hair with a single small braid. &ldquo;She looks R!&rdquo; I yelled. My wing nodded, and I went in for the approach. &ldquo;Oh wait! I think I got an IOI,&rdquo; he suddenly exclaimed. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s alright, though. You go!&rdquo;</p>
<p>I was confused. I was already catching up to her as she was passing New Yorker. &ldquo;Are you sure?&rdquo; I asked him. &ldquo;Yeah man! Go - open her!&rdquo; he yelled. I went in&hellip;</p>
<p>I killed her momentum instantly but the interaction felt a bit flat. She turned out to be a 20 year old solo-traveling girl from Switzerland. I spiked the conversation several times, mentioning her braid and rebellious outfit. I believe I also complimented her hips and freckles. I spotted that she wore a paper bracelet from a club and teased her of being a party girl. She showed it and explained she went to a club in Budapest (green flag). I got the number but wasn&rsquo;t sure about where I was. The set felt more friendly than sexual. She was leaving Prague for Switzerland in two days. Would this be a time waster?</p>
<p>I pinged her that same evening at 9 PM given the short time frame. This girl was not a great texter in the sense that it took her hours to reply to a message. Perhaps not so interested after all&hellip; Eventually agreed to meet tomorrow, on her last night in Prague. The texting only got worse from there: she went to a museum and didn&rsquo;t reply to my invitation to meet at 9 PM.</p>
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<p>I was knackered from hitting the streets hard with my wing, so I wrote off the set as dead, went home and got into bed - perfectly content to doze in with a book<sup id="fnref:1"><a href="#fn:1" class="footnote-ref" role="doc-noteref">1</a></sup>. At 10 PM I glanced at my phone one last time ans saw her message: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m free now&rdquo;. Fuck. Am I really going to crawl out of bed to chase a flakey set that leaves tomorrow morning while I have to go to work?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>I pinged her and got dressed. As I walked with dreamy eyes across Wenceslas Square approximately 15 minutes later, I still had no answer from her. After 20 minutes of radio silence I got impatient and called her. She didn&rsquo;t pick up. By that point I felt like a complete idiot.</p>
<p>Finally she replied &ldquo;Ohh i didn&rsquo;t get the notification&rdquo;.</p>
<p>I was in to deep and was going to run this set to its conclusion. Finally we met up at New Yorker. She came all dolled up and gave me a beaming smile as we met. This quickly dispelled my anger and I visibly relaxed. She was hotter than I remembered her: short, lithe body, with firm tits and shiny long blonde hair. I decided to bounce her to a cocktail bar down the street of my apartment. (Un)fortunately the bar was packed and there was no place to sit. I led her outside and down the street in the direction of my apartment. We were now standing in front of it.</p>
<p>I remembered I had to work tomorrow morning, so the thought of looking for another bar and getting more pissed on booze didn&rsquo;t excite me. I decided to pull the trigger: &ldquo;hey, my flat is right here. Let&rsquo;s just sip a glass of mine at my place&rdquo;. She was suspicious and rebuffed with a smile: &ldquo;oh no! I know what happens when a girl walks up to a guy&rsquo;s flat alone&rdquo;. I told her to relax, and gave her my promise that I wouldn&rsquo;t fuck her<sup id="fnref:2"><a href="#fn:2" class="footnote-ref" role="doc-noteref">2</a></sup>.</p>
<p>We climbed up to my place, sat on two chairs at the table near my bed. I ran my usual kino escalation examining her rings and hair. I sat myself closer to her so she could examine my trinkets. She enjoyed my music and visibly relaxed, she put her legs on mine and leant back. I realized I probably should have kissed her sooner, but now the signal was obvious. There was no resistance.</p>
<p>Soon we were on my bed making out. She gave me two hard no&rsquo;s as I was trying to pull her panties off. Third base was all I&rsquo;m getting tonight.</p>
<p>She was enjoying it, so I turned her around on her back and got on top of her - face-fucking her into the pillow. All the frustrations of this night evaporated as I came all over her face and mouth.</p>
<p>I was satisfied.</p>
<p>She was fun to be around with, so I put her into long game and am pinging her stuff about our motorcycles every now and then.</p>
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<p>I was re-reading Pimp: The Story of My Life by Iceberg Slim.&#160;<a href="#fnref:1" class="footnote-backref" role="doc-backlink">&#x21a9;&#xfe0e;</a></p>
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<p>A dumb decision I&rsquo;m no longer making given that I don&rsquo;t break my promises.&#160;<a href="#fnref:2" class="footnote-backref" role="doc-backlink">&#x21a9;&#xfe0e;</a></p>
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