I was relaxing on Bar Gambero’s in Rome after a long daygame session. As I was switching off with a cigarette and beer in hand, I saw a petite dark-haired girl walk by. She had a blue, netted blouse and a cute black dress. She was clearly a tourist.
On the metro back to my place
Opening her, I confirmed that she was a tourist on her way to buy a souvenir for her mom. The set went really well: I was in an aggressively horny mood, and was basically eye-fucking her on the street. This girl has no doubt about my intentions1. I took her number, verbally agreed to date her tonight, and returned to my beer.
Unfortunately, I was facing a logistical problem: I was scheduled to meet up with an old Italian friend for dinner and some beers. So the prospects of a lay seemed slim. Later that night, as I was having some more beers with my friend, the Taiwanese texts me asking me for a location.
Not wanting to abandon my friend, I just ask her to come to the Irish pub where we were having Guinness. To my surprise, she agrees to walk 30 minutes and meet us there. Sure enough, after another round, she appeared as we were standing outside in a large Italian crowd in front of the bar’s entrance. She made polite conversation to the both of us, the Italian mate giving me a cheeky smile.
It was my turn to get another round, so I beckoned the Taiwanese to follow me downstairs into the basement pub. By now I was properly drunk. On the way to the bar I ran some light kino which she reciprocated. I felt confident (and drunk) enough to just make the move and I pulled her in for a kiss right after ordering our drinks. She kissed me furiously.
The friend soon left and we left the bar soon after, walking through the narrow streets of Rome’s historic center. “We should get an Uber”, I said. “Sure. Let me just call my friend that I’m having a one-night-stand”. This had to be my easiest SDL to date I thought.
I checked the Ubers and they were crazy expensive. There was no way I’m paying over 40 Euro for this girl. Especially, after she told me she’s 33 (I thought she was 23!). So, off to the metro line we went. The total journey would take around 45 minutes. Quite a gamble, but a gamble I was willing to lose.
After half an hour, we arrived at our supposed stop. We still had 15 minutes of walking ahead of us - including crossing a dark park at night. I slipped into comfort mode and explained that we’d have to traverse a dark section of a park. To my surprise, she just followed me along into the woods2.
To make things worse, the gates to the park were closed. Luckily, a couple that just parked their car told us there was an opening in the fence on the other side of the park. Again, the Taiwanese followed me as if this was just normal European behavior.
Finally, coming home I put on some light music, and poured some drinks. We made out some more and I pushed her toward the bedroom. “I’m a bit uncomfortable because I haven’t had sex in a while”, she said. I didn’t really care, but out of curiosity asked her how long. “Eight years”, she said. “That’s when I broke up with my boyfriend.” I was dumbstruck. “Err.. Don’t worry about it”, I sighed.
On the bed, she interrupted me again. “You know, I really wasn’t expecting this, and I haven’t really shaved down there”, she whispered. I don’t mind some hair and told her it’s fine. However, pulling down her panties, I was met with the biggest bush I ever saw. It instantly reminded me of that scene from Scary Movie. I didn’t know pubic hair could get that long.
“I haven’t really shaved down there…”
My horniness soon got the better of me, and I went for it anyway, scoring my first Taiwanese notch. The sex was mediocre and drunk. I didn’t feel proud, satisfied, nor repulsed. This lay wasn’t really necessary, but it didn’t to any harm either.