I just got back from an idate with a real whore. Looking back, the tell tale signs were there. Expensive designer glasses, tight top with “Juicy” writing, short black shorts, and soulless eyes.

She hooked easily but, to my later surprise, seemed quite nervous in the beginning. The set was definitely more sexual than my previous two sets, but it wasn’t filthy. I complimented her on her hips-to-waist ratio. She would have been really hot, but unfortunately she was 35. Although still in great shape, time1 took a toll on her skin and eye area, giving her a weathered look.

I bounced her for a stroll and she led me to a Café in the red lights district. We sat down on a table by a canal while I ordered two cold beers. Besides the usual chit chat and light kino / verbal escalation, we talked about her job. She started to carefully and gradually steer me toward the truth:

  • “I do discord shows for men.”
  • “I keep men company.”
  • “I receive money from men.”
  • “I fuck men for a lot of money.”

Besides that I learned that she was Bulgarian, (sadly) 35, thin, sexual, comfortable around men, not a drug user besides weed, and sporty. I decided to go for the SDL2.

Although I haven’t dated whores before3, I felt I held my frame up really well. I said that I don’t judge her profession4 but that I don’t pay for women, although I have done occasionally in the past. I clearly projected the image that I’m somebody who gets laid plenty without paying - which is true.

She respected it, but just couldn’t get over the hump of not paying. I bounced her to a quieter spot to sit, but she wouldn’t let me kiss her. I massaged her back, stroke her neck and hair. But she wouldn’t budge. I wasn’t disappointed, and suggested we go our separate ways. She urged me to swap numbers “in case I wanted to live out one of my fantasies with her, for money of course”. She kept running her game of “I even slept with a celebrity who paid me a lot of money”.

I wasn’t buying. As we were walking back and separating, she was doing kino on my now: hugging me, bumping into me, strong sexual eye contact… I could see that she liked me.

Perhaps I’ll get to bang a whore for free soon? To be continued…

  1. And dozens of men I suppose. ↩︎

  2. Without paying of course. ↩︎

  3. At least not knowingly. ↩︎

  4. That’s a lie. ↩︎