I saw this girl sitting on a stone ledge of Babelplatz on Unter den Linden eating chocolate Prince cookies. She looked as if she just stumbled out of Berghain, looking all black with a deep cut out and covered in tattoos. She has R-selection written all over her.

Not the prince she was hoping for

I opened her indirectly (because she was sitting) and we vibed a bit on the Berlin club culture. Turns out she was from Brazil and was looking for an adventure. It doesn’t get much better/easier than this. I asked if I could have one of her cookies and sit next to her. She smiled and offered me one, and beckoned me to sit down.

After a short talk I bounced on an instant date to the LePopulaire Café behind us where we talked over a coffee. Interestingly, she was pursuing a PhD in literature. Her intelligence caught me by surprise, given her trashy club girl looks. I guess looks can be deceiving. By the end of the instant date, I decided to push for a SDL.

After a short visit to the East Side Gallery, I took her to the bridge overlooking the railway near my apartment to watch the sunset. Moving in for the kiss didn’t feel difficult at all: she reciprocated passionately. I quickly bounced her to a pizza place for some take-away to eat at my place. She liked smoking weed so we lit up a joint after dinner.

On the couch, we started kissing some more and not long thereafter she was naked on my bed. There was no LMR. After a second joint she deep throated me on my couch before we left the house to go clubbing at RSO together. This was my only bad decision during the whole interaction, because we spent at least two and a half hours queueing at the club for a mediocre night. Overall, still a very satisfying experience.