category: Lay Report

On a warm Wednesday afternoon I was sipping a beer with a wing on the terrace of Kavárna Obecní dům in Prague when a beaming girl with long, wavy, dark hair strolled past. “She looks quite setty” he said. Abandoning my beer, I chased her down. She was a Georgian girl living in New York City, who just returned from skydiving. Hence the smile from ear to ear. The set itself was very mediocre, as the recording would later reveal. I ran literally no Game but still number closed the girl and agreed to an instant date. She was a yes-girl that just really liked me. ...

On the 4th of March 2024 I banged my first Chilean girl in Berlin. She was 26 years old. I opened her as she was watching the Spree river from the Kolonnadenhof. The first thing I noticed about her was her big Latin-American ass. Plenty of material for my stack: “you look very Colombian…” - “No, I’m from Chile.. But my English very bad!”. Of course… So I whip out my phone to overcome the language barrier with Google Translate. It’s the fist time I flirted using this technology and am proud to say I managed to get in some good spikes. The bland Google Translate voice saying my cheeky remarks about her hips gave it just that extra edge. My eye fucking did the rest. ...

I saw this girl sitting on a stone ledge of Babelplatz on Unter den Linden eating chocolate Prince cookies. She looked as if she just stumbled out of Berghain, looking all black with a deep cut out and covered in tattoos. She has R-selection written all over her. Not the prince she was hoping for I opened her indirectly (because she was sitting) and we vibed a bit on the Berlin club culture. Turns out she was from Brazil and was looking for an adventure. It doesn’t get much better/easier than this. I asked if I could have one of her cookies and sit next to her. She smiled and offered me one, and beckoned me to sit down. ...

I was walking on Unter Den Linden when I spot a redheaded slim girl walk towards me. She was a 19 year old Erasmus student on a Eurotrip. The night before I had intense sex with my regular Turkish girl, so I was still radiating sexual energy. The Norwegian came as a lucky break because I felt myself developing a strong oneitis for the Turkish girl. I opened her and the set quickly turned pretty sexual. My verbal game was rather boring, but I was basically fucking her with my eyes. She was a screaming yes girl: wide eyes, big smile, investing heavily in the conversation. ...

I’m writing this lay report more than a year after the fact. Honestly, I don’t remember much about this encounter. There’s a reason to it: it’s an experience I’m trying to forget. The girl wasn’t pretty, but she was young. A 19 year old Turkish student from Istanbul. She was properly horny though, and seemed pretty determined to lose her virginity to me. I’m writing these lines mostly to remind myself where I come from: in the early months of my daygame career, I opened girls I didn’t fancy that much, because I could rely on my superior looks to make up for my complete lack of Game. Running these girls through the process, provided me with the desperately needed evidence that the model worked. And they got laid with a guy more attractive than them. ...